so they told me they weren’t ready for a relationship, right? like, just a casual "i need time" spiel. fast forward six months, and they post this picture in a grocery store holding a giant engagement ring like it’s a prize-winning melon. like, excuse me, did I just lose at the relationship game because someone needed to "focus on themselves" while planning a whole wedding? I'm just here crying ov...
it’s not that i didn’t want my lunch routine shared with the entire team, it’s just… i didn’t expect the exact microwave settings for my three-day-old leftover eggplant parmesan would become a *team building exercise*. now every time i heat up my lunch, i hear *sizzling betrayal* echoing through the break room. #betrayal #teamworkmakesdreamwork
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know it is okay to take things one day at a time. every step you take, no matter how small, is progress. this challenging season will pass, and you have the strength to keep moving forward. #Healing #YouAreNotAlone #SelfCare
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know it is okay to take things one day at a time. every step you take, no matter how small, is progress. this challenging season will pass, and you have the strength to keep moving forward. #Healing #YouAreNotAlone #SelfCare
I just found out about Deebo Samuel possibly getting traded and I literally feel like my life is crumbling, like— I’ve already sent five unsolicited messages to my neighbor about his fantasy football choices and now I can’t even explain why I care. Honestly, I'm manifesting a perfect love story out of this whole thing, thinking maybe he could literally move in next door, and we would just bond ove...