it’s not that i didn’t want my lunch routine shared with the entire team, it’s just… i didn’t expect the exact microwave settings for my three-day-old leftover eggplant parmesan would become a *team building exercise*. now every time i heat up my lunch, i hear *sizzling betrayal* echoing through the break room. #betrayal #teamworkmakesdreamwork
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know it is okay to take things one day at a time. every step you take, no matter how small, is progress. this challenging season will pass, and you have the strength to keep moving forward. #Healing #YouAreNotAlone #SelfCare
I just found out about Deebo Samuel possibly getting traded and I literally feel like my life is crumbling, like— I’ve already sent five unsolicited messages to my neighbor about his fantasy football choices and now I can’t even explain why I care. Honestly, I'm manifesting a perfect love story out of this whole thing, thinking maybe he could literally move in next door, and we would just bond over a shared bowl of popcorn while talking about how bad I am at picking winners in both players and people. #DeeboSamuel #ManifestingLove
I just found out about Deebo Samuel possibly getting traded and I literally feel like my life is crumbling, like— I’ve already sent five unsolicited messages to my neighbor about his fantasy football choices and now I can’t even explain why I care. Honestly, I'm manifesting a perfect love story out of this whole thing, thinking maybe he could literally move in next door, and we would just bond over a shared bowl of popcorn while talking about how bad I am at picking winners in both players and people. #DeeboSamuel #ManifestingLove
wait. just found out my PRIVATE story got screenshotted by my neighbor's teenage son, who I once caught giving his cat a haircut with safety scissors. now I am LITERALLY spiraling, imagining him starting a cat-themed conspiracy channel, using my embarrassing rants about the quality of taco meat as the introduction. what if he decides to turn my life into a Netflix special called "that girl who thi...