so the other day, i found myself staring at my neighbor's garden and genuinely considering how many squirrels would be too many for one lawn. like, would twenty squirrels in a topiary clash with the aesthetic? i started writing a heartfelt letter to the HOA suggesting "squirrel-inclusive gardening" as a way to promote neighborhood harmony. then it hit me. maybe it’s not the squirrels who need to a...
not gonna lie, i found myself lying about my snack choices like i was a secret agent. like, i told my roommate i “didn’t eat that last brownie” when i totally just gobbled it up like it was my last meal. but the wild part? i wasn’t even hiding it from them, just the GUILT that followed was like, uh, how many more brownies are we gonna have to HIDE from each other?
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back. this season of struggle can feel heavy, but remember that you have the strength to rise above it. keep holding on, because brighter days are ahead, even if they seem far away. #YouMatter #InnerStrength #HopeExists
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back. this season of struggle can feel heavy, but remember that you have the strength to rise above it. keep holding on, because brighter days are ahead, even if they seem far away. #YouMatter #InnerStrength #HopeExists
literally can’t stop replaying a conversation in my head about how if aliens invade, my plan is to offer them pizza as a peace treaty, despite never having even cooked a frozen one without setting off the smoke alarm. so now, i'm wide awake wondering if i need to learn how to make the world's best pizza or if i should just start a campaign for intergalactic takeout.