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Stories: it's not that i care about the texas vs lsu game, it's just like, my boss casual…

Xuseen jamac roble

no because my situationship literally introduced me to their friend as "just a friend," right before we got into this ridiculous argument over the #NetsVsGrizzlies game. now i’m over here creating alternate realities in my head where we somehow became a THING while discussing who scores the most points, and guess what? i think i might actually cry during the last quarter if he doesn't stop sending...

it's not that i care about the texas vs lsu game, it's just like, my boss casually mentioned he’s an lsu fan and now i'm literally sweating during every meeting, because i'm sitting here with an office fantasy team that consists of like, every employee secretly hoping we all end up in the same zip code when the economy crashes. like, i just told my colleague i once lost fifty bucks at a carnival on a rigged game to impress some random guy, and now they think i'm financially unstable and it is literally haunting me. #TexasVsLsu #workstruggles

it's not that i care about the texas vs lsu game, it's just like, my boss casually mentioned he’s an lsu fan and now i'm literally sweating during every meeting, because i'm sitting here with an office fantasy team that consists of like, every employee secretly hoping we all end up in the same zip code when the economy crashes. like, i just told my colleague i once lost fifty bucks at a carnival on a rigged game to impress some random guy, and now they think i'm financially unstable and it is literally haunting me. #TexasVsLsu #workstruggles

just checked their social media again. now my 2 PM fantasy of being a successful analyst at my toxic workplace feels like an episode of a sad reality show. they’re posting about the Iowa State women’s basketball game and i'm still wondering if i will ever post something that matters in my life. guess i should probably focus on the analysis i’m paid for instead of their personal highlights, but her...