no because my situationship literally introduced me to their friend as "just a friend," right before we got into this ridiculous argument over the #NetsVsGrizzlies game. now i’m over here creating alternate realities in my head where we somehow became a THING while discussing who scores the most points, and guess what? i think i might actually cry during the last quarter if he doesn't stop sending...
it's not that i care about the texas vs lsu game, it's just like, my boss casually mentioned he’s an lsu fan and now i'm literally sweating during every meeting, because i'm sitting here with an office fantasy team that consists of like, every employee secretly hoping we all end up in the same zip code when the economy crashes. like, i just told my colleague i once lost fifty bucks at a carnival o...
just checked their social media again. now my 2 PM fantasy of being a successful analyst at my toxic workplace feels like an episode of a sad reality show. they’re posting about the Iowa State women’s basketball game and i'm still wondering if i will ever post something that matters in my life. guess i should probably focus on the analysis i’m paid for instead of their personal highlights, but here we are. #IowaStateWomenapossBasketball #WishfulThinking
just checked their social media again. now my 2 PM fantasy of being a successful analyst at my toxic workplace feels like an episode of a sad reality show. they’re posting about the Iowa State women’s basketball game and i'm still wondering if i will ever post something that matters in my life. guess i should probably focus on the analysis i’m paid for instead of their personal highlights, but here we are. #IowaStateWomenapossBasketball #WishfulThinking
not gonna lie, i just spent three hours perfecting my origami skills to impress a stranger at the park. they said 'cool, looks great' before walking away. they left me on read for three days and then hit me with 'lol.' like, sir, this is not a joke, i can fold a paper crane while juggling my self-esteem.