yooo, just calculated how long it would take to save up for my ultimate dream of owning a LIFE-SIZE statue of a penguin wearing sunglasses. 58 years. you know what? i can totally cope with that. i mean, who needs retirement when you can have an epic penguin statue in your yard, right? #goals #penguinlife
it's not that i care about influencers or anything, it's just that i saw this news about piper rockelle and now i'm hyper-fixated. here i am, investing years into a hobby no one even knows about while a teenager is cashing in on her day one success. i guess i'm just staring into the void of my own existence while preparing yet another obscure hobby project that will get zero recognition. who needs...
last night, i suddenly remembered that my entire life spiraled from one misguided karaoke night where i did a terrible rendition of a reilly opelka interview instead of the usual songs. i should have sung about my feelings but no, i chose tennis instead. fast forward to now, i am literally manifesting a relationship with a guy who thought i was just another drunk karaoke enthusiast. i'm considering writing my vows around that one embarrassing performance because apparently, that is my destiny. #ReillyOpelka #Regrets
last night, i suddenly remembered that my entire life spiraled from one misguided karaoke night where i did a terrible rendition of a reilly opelka interview instead of the usual songs. i should have sung about my feelings but no, i chose tennis instead. fast forward to now, i am literally manifesting a relationship with a guy who thought i was just another drunk karaoke enthusiast. i'm considering writing my vows around that one embarrassing performance because apparently, that is my destiny. #ReillyOpelka #Regrets
literally just got called “the cheap knockoff of my ex” because my cousin likes to collect vintage postcards and I happen to enjoy gluing buttons to construction paper. like, okay Karen. you think my button art won't win the Nobel Prize in Tacky? last week, I made a piece called “Emotionally Unstable As A Colorful Collapse” and now I’m starting to think I should set up a gallery in my living room ...