it's not that i care about influencers or anything, it's just that i saw this news about piper rockelle and now i'm hyper-fixated. here i am, investing years into a hobby no one even knows about while a teenager is cashing in on her day one success. i guess i'm just staring into the void of my own existence while preparing yet another obscure hobby project that will get zero recognition. who needs...
last night, i suddenly remembered that my entire life spiraled from one misguided karaoke night where i did a terrible rendition of a reilly opelka interview instead of the usual songs. i should have sung about my feelings but no, i chose tennis instead. fast forward to now, i am literally manifesting a relationship with a guy who thought i was just another drunk karaoke enthusiast. i'm considerin...
literally just got called “the cheap knockoff of my ex” because my cousin likes to collect vintage postcards and I happen to enjoy gluing buttons to construction paper. like, okay Karen. you think my button art won't win the Nobel Prize in Tacky? last week, I made a piece called “Emotionally Unstable As A Colorful Collapse” and now I’m starting to think I should set up a gallery in my living room with a sign that says “not everyone gets it but the trauma is palpable.”
literally just got called “the cheap knockoff of my ex” because my cousin likes to collect vintage postcards and I happen to enjoy gluing buttons to construction paper. like, okay Karen. you think my button art won't win the Nobel Prize in Tacky? last week, I made a piece called “Emotionally Unstable As A Colorful Collapse” and now I’m starting to think I should set up a gallery in my living room with a sign that says “not everyone gets it but the trauma is palpable.”
literally thought I was vibing with someone who was “just getting over” their ex — checked my social media and saw they still tag each other in posts from last summer. so like, what was I even doing... staring at my phone for three hours, thinking we were planning our future together when they never actually even *broke up*? now I feel like I'm one dramatic plot twist away from crashing my own per...