i just realized i’m more emotionally invested in the penguins versus kraken game than my own life choices. the other day, i chose a “stable” job and now i’m just sitting here wondering if i could’ve had a thrilling adventure as a wildlife photographer, living in a van and snapping shots of majestic kraken—whatever that is, while also befriending adorable penguins. my boss just complimented my spre...
Not gonna lie, my family keeps bringing up my ex like he is a limited edition action figure they sold in their online shop. They literally refer to him as "the one that got away" while I am over here trying to explain that my current partner knows my love language is strictly sending memes at 3am and refuses to binge-watch reality shows with me. Honestly, at this point, I am convinced they want me...
it's not that i needed an industrial-sized jar of glitter. it's just that when i saw it, i thought—this will be my moment. two days later, i was summoned by the credit card bill that now reads like a bad plot twist. there i was—drowning in iridescent sparkles—wondering if anyone ever truly NEEDED fifty pounds of shimmering chaos in their life.
it's not that i needed an industrial-sized jar of glitter. it's just that when i saw it, i thought—this will be my moment. two days later, i was summoned by the credit card bill that now reads like a bad plot twist. there i was—drowning in iridescent sparkles—wondering if anyone ever truly NEEDED fifty pounds of shimmering chaos in their life.
day three of eating ramen because my "treat yourself" impulse buy hit harder than Paddy's blueprint to beat Gaethje. literally thought buying that goldfish would be relaxing - now it's a *financial* commitment because, guess what, they're literally not easy to care for! fish are practically tiny overlords and my credit card bill came like a UFC fighter throwing a punch - unexpected and BRUTAL. now...