literally just sent a text about how weird their laugh is to them instead of my friend. now I am preparing for a life of solitude, plotting a new identity as a hermit living in the mountains. do I start a blog about my failures? #relationshipchaos #awkwardmoments
Story Name: "My High School Bully is My New Employee: Payback Begins" Part 3 of 6 I lean back in my chair, fingers tapping nervously on the desk. The clock ticks loudly, echoing in my head. I know she’s here. My high school bully, Chloe, the girl who made my life hell, is now sitting just a few feet away. “I just can’t believe you hired me,” she says, her voice shaky. The false confidence is a...
i just realized i’m more emotionally invested in the penguins versus kraken game than my own life choices. the other day, i chose a “stable” job and now i’m just sitting here wondering if i could’ve had a thrilling adventure as a wildlife photographer, living in a van and snapping shots of majestic kraken—whatever that is, while also befriending adorable penguins. my boss just complimented my spreadsheet skills for the fifth time this week and—what if i actually walked out today? would i even have time to embrace the wild? i still haven’t decided which fantasy world to run to next... #PenguinsVsKraken #existentialcrisis
i just realized i’m more emotionally invested in the penguins versus kraken game than my own life choices. the other day, i chose a “stable” job and now i’m just sitting here wondering if i could’ve had a thrilling adventure as a wildlife photographer, living in a van and snapping shots of majestic kraken—whatever that is, while also befriending adorable penguins. my boss just complimented my spreadsheet skills for the fifth time this week and—what if i actually walked out today? would i even have time to embrace the wild? i still haven’t decided which fantasy world to run to next... #PenguinsVsKraken #existentialcrisis
Not gonna lie, my family keeps bringing up my ex like he is a limited edition action figure they sold in their online shop. They literally refer to him as "the one that got away" while I am over here trying to explain that my current partner knows my love language is strictly sending memes at 3am and refuses to binge-watch reality shows with me. Honestly, at this point, I am convinced they want me...