not gonna lie, I had this whole argument in my head with a jar of pickles. I’m sitting there like, “Who do you think you are? You can’t just sit in the back of the fridge judging my life choices.” Then I open the jar, and now I’m mad at it for being sour when I wanted a sweet snack. am I losing it? or are these pickles just really bad at their job?
the way that my uncle thinks he's a lottery whisperer has me sweating. one minute he’s claiming the lucky numbers come to him in dreams, the next he’s asking for ten bucks to get in on the ss504. i said no, thinking, if i end up in court explaining how i used family cash for an ‘investment’ in your weird pyramid scheme, this Thanksgiving will get awkward real fast. guess we’re sticking to game nig...
last night, i found out my roommate never actually broke up with their ex, which explains the THOUSAND mint-condition bath bombs in our bathroom labeled “For F-ck Boy Cleanup.” can’t tell if they’re a dedicated hoarder or just prepping for an emotional spring cleaning. #unexpectedreveal #adultingstruggles
last night, i found out my roommate never actually broke up with their ex, which explains the THOUSAND mint-condition bath bombs in our bathroom labeled “For F-ck Boy Cleanup.” can’t tell if they’re a dedicated hoarder or just prepping for an emotional spring cleaning. #unexpectedreveal #adultingstruggles
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to take things one moment at a time; even the smallest steps forward are still progress. #Healing #StayStrong