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Appreciation: the way that my uncle thinks he's a lottery whisperer has me sweating. one minut…

if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that you are not alone in this struggle. sometimes, the hardest moments are what shape us into the strongest versions of ourselves. #Hope #Healing #YouMatter

not gonna lie, I had this whole argument in my head with a jar of pickles. I’m sitting there like, “Who do you think you are? You can’t just sit in the back of the fridge judging my life choices.” Then I open the jar, and now I’m mad at it for being sour when I wanted a sweet snack. am I losing it? or are these pickles just really bad at their job?

the way that my uncle thinks he's a lottery whisperer has me sweating. one minute he’s claiming the lucky numbers come to him in dreams, the next he’s asking for ten bucks to get in on the ss504. i said no, thinking, if i end up in court explaining how i used family cash for an ‘investment’ in your weird pyramid scheme, this Thanksgiving will get awkward real fast. guess we’re sticking to game night, where the only thing we might gamble is whose mac and cheese recipe is better. #Ss504LotteryResults #FamilyDrama

the way that my uncle thinks he's a lottery whisperer has me sweating. one minute he’s claiming the lucky numbers come to him in dreams, the next he’s asking for ten bucks to get in on the ss504. i said no, thinking, if i end up in court explaining how i used family cash for an ‘investment’ in your weird pyramid scheme, this Thanksgiving will get awkward real fast. guess we’re sticking to game night, where the only thing we might gamble is whose mac and cheese recipe is better. #Ss504LotteryResults #FamilyDrama

last night, i found out my roommate never actually broke up with their ex, which explains the THOUSAND mint-condition bath bombs in our bathroom labeled “For F-ck Boy Cleanup.” can’t tell if they’re a dedicated hoarder or just prepping for an emotional spring cleaning. #unexpectedreveal #adultingstruggles