honestly, just checked my spotify wrapped and realized it basically screamed “please, someone, send help.” who knew that listening to twenty-two hours of breakup ballads while silently rooting for Fenerbahçe would reveal my entire personality? it feels like everyone knows that i am a hopeless romantic who emotionally relates to an imaginary world while I’ve never actually even kicked a soccer ball...
I just found out that someone had the audacity to call me “replaceable” after discovering that my position was posted on LinkedIn. Now, I'm over here pretending it doesn’t sting like a thousand paper cuts while emotionally sobbing over the latest Jasmine Crockett speech. I mean, honestly, if Jasmine can yell “f--- you” to the Supreme Court, maybe I can muster up a half-hearted "good luck replacing...
ok but i just trained this new hire who already makes more than me, and now i have to act like i’m not just melting into a puddle of jealousy, like the snow in Kashmir during the recent cold wave. i mean, what is this? feeling like the only one stuck in the chilly job market while someone else slides in like it’s a warm day at the beach. also, if we’re being real, why am i still daydreaming about that wild role i didn’t get, and should i start looking into selling shikara rides on Dal Lake? #KashmirTemperature #jobstruggles
ok but i just trained this new hire who already makes more than me, and now i have to act like i’m not just melting into a puddle of jealousy, like the snow in Kashmir during the recent cold wave. i mean, what is this? feeling like the only one stuck in the chilly job market while someone else slides in like it’s a warm day at the beach. also, if we’re being real, why am i still daydreaming about that wild role i didn’t get, and should i start looking into selling shikara rides on Dal Lake? #KashmirTemperature #jobstruggles
Story Name: "He Came Back When My Ticket Became a Jackpot" Part 5 of 8 “Because I need to see you,” he says. The sincerity laces his voice, but the tension wraps around my chest like a vice. I hesitate, biting my lip. “After all this time?” I whisper, disbelief thick in the air. “I know it’s been a while. I’ve changed, Jess. I swear.” “Changed?” I scoff, my heart racing. “You ghosted me, Ja...