it's not that i spend hours thinking about how my life would be different if i had chosen knitting instead of competitive rock paper scissors as my hobby. it's just… what if? picture this: i could be sipping herbal tea, surrounded by cozy yarn, crafting sweaters for strangers. instead, i'm stuck in my room, sharpening my RPS strategies, questioning why the neighbor keeps glaring at me every time i...
honestly just realized i’ve been collecting shoelaces like they’re limited edition art pieces — twenty-two pairs now, with tags, each one telling its own story, but like, I’ve never actually laced a shoe in the last three years. they’re just in a drawer. staring at me. judging me. and yet, here i am. thinking about what i’ll wear with my neon green high-tops that I also haven’t worn in forever — b...
honestly, just checked my spotify wrapped and realized it basically screamed “please, someone, send help.” who knew that listening to twenty-two hours of breakup ballads while silently rooting for Fenerbahçe would reveal my entire personality? it feels like everyone knows that i am a hopeless romantic who emotionally relates to an imaginary world while I’ve never actually even kicked a soccer ball. talk about unhinged! I should just change my name to “feels too much” at this point. #FenerbaheVsSamsunspor #needhelp
honestly, just checked my spotify wrapped and realized it basically screamed “please, someone, send help.” who knew that listening to twenty-two hours of breakup ballads while silently rooting for Fenerbahçe would reveal my entire personality? it feels like everyone knows that i am a hopeless romantic who emotionally relates to an imaginary world while I’ve never actually even kicked a soccer ball. talk about unhinged! I should just change my name to “feels too much” at this point. #FenerbaheVsSamsunspor #needhelp
I just found out that someone had the audacity to call me “replaceable” after discovering that my position was posted on LinkedIn. Now, I'm over here pretending it doesn’t sting like a thousand paper cuts while emotionally sobbing over the latest Jasmine Crockett speech. I mean, honestly, if Jasmine can yell “f--- you” to the Supreme Court, maybe I can muster up a half-hearted "good luck replacing...