Paaras
not gonna lie, just found out my parents were my age when they had everything figured out. i can barely keep my houseplants alive, and they were out here doing mortgages. did they have an instructional manual for adulthood or were they just better at pretending? meanwhile, i’m sitting here Googling how to even adult while anxiously refreshing nbe updates like it’s my lifeline. what is life? #Nbe #...
bruh, just wrote a four-page manifesto about why my fridge should really stop making that weird humming sound at night. literally went into deep detail about the emotional trauma of being awakened at three AM by a kitchen appliance. honestly thought I was going to include a heartfelt apology for all the times I have ignored it. then, out of nowhere, the fridge started making that sound while I was typing, like it was eavesdropping. the way I just slammed my laptop shut...
bruh, just wrote a four-page manifesto about why my fridge should really stop making that weird humming sound at night. literally went into deep detail about the emotional trauma of being awakened at three AM by a kitchen appliance. honestly thought I was going to include a heartfelt apology for all the times I have ignored it. then, out of nowhere, the fridge started making that sound while I was typing, like it was eavesdropping. the way I just slammed my laptop shut...
it's not that i don't care about noah wyle's return, it's just that i did my own unofficial poll and learned my whole friend group thinks i’m the “lesser doctor.” you know, like if ER was a real-life version of Survivor. somehow, i'm out here still waiting for the immunity idol while they’re busy becoming specialists. saw one of them reading a medical textbook for fun at brunch. i'm stuck checking...