not gonna lie, just found out my parents were my age when they had everything figured out. i can barely keep my houseplants alive, and they were out here doing mortgages. did they have an instructional manual for adulthood or were they just better at pretending? meanwhile, i’m sitting here Googling how to even adult while anxiously refreshing nbe updates like it’s my lifeline. what is life? #Nbe #...
bruh, just wrote a four-page manifesto about why my fridge should really stop making that weird humming sound at night. literally went into deep detail about the emotional trauma of being awakened at three AM by a kitchen appliance. honestly thought I was going to include a heartfelt apology for all the times I have ignored it. then, out of nowhere, the fridge started making that sound while I was...
it's not that i don't care about noah wyle's return, it's just that i did my own unofficial poll and learned my whole friend group thinks i’m the “lesser doctor.” you know, like if ER was a real-life version of Survivor. somehow, i'm out here still waiting for the immunity idol while they’re busy becoming specialists. saw one of them reading a medical textbook for fun at brunch. i'm stuck checking my email for work, which literally doesn’t even require a medical degree. meanwhile, they're living in the reality of competence while i can’t even remember to refill the water filter. guess we know who gets voted off the island first. #NoahWyle #CompetencyPorn
it's not that i don't care about noah wyle's return, it's just that i did my own unofficial poll and learned my whole friend group thinks i’m the “lesser doctor.” you know, like if ER was a real-life version of Survivor. somehow, i'm out here still waiting for the immunity idol while they’re busy becoming specialists. saw one of them reading a medical textbook for fun at brunch. i'm stuck checking my email for work, which literally doesn’t even require a medical degree. meanwhile, they're living in the reality of competence while i can’t even remember to refill the water filter. guess we know who gets voted off the island first. #NoahWyle #CompetencyPorn
Hey friends, just a heads up—there's been a major data breach where personal details of thousands involved with Border Patrol and ICE have been leaked. This could remind us all about the importance of safeguarding our own information online. Stay vigilant and check your privacy settings! Read more about it here: The Daily Beast. #DataBreach