wait—so Rekha is throwing kisses at this Agastya kid? meanwhile, I can’t even get my mom to respond to my texts about the gluten-free bagels I bought—like, clearly she has a favorite, and it’s not the one who just took out a small business loan to impress her. I can’t wait to show up at family dinner with a poster of my latest mortgage statement, maybe then she'll look my way. #AgastyaNanda #Sibli...
day 3 of pretending my family isn't judging my life choices, and somehow a holiday dinner has turned into an intervention. picture me, halfway through a slice of lasagna, and suddenly everyone's asking why I haven’t “found my passion” yet, like I’m a freaking art project. meanwhile, I'm just trying to dodge my aunt's questions about why I'm not engaged yet (the answer involves a red flag parade I ...
honestly thought i was getting my life together, then remembered i was supposed to file my taxes weeks ago. apparently "next month" is now "hey can i borrow $50?" after all this time, i found out my friend still owes ME for that dinner from last summer. so much for adulting, guess i’m filing bankruptcy and heading to a Brock Nelson game instead. #BrockNelson #adultingfail
honestly thought i was getting my life together, then remembered i was supposed to file my taxes weeks ago. apparently "next month" is now "hey can i borrow $50?" after all this time, i found out my friend still owes ME for that dinner from last summer. so much for adulting, guess i’m filing bankruptcy and heading to a Brock Nelson game instead. #BrockNelson #adultingfail
ngl, I said no to joining my team's after-hours project last week because I thought it would suck my soul, but now I'm watching my toxic coworkers get praised like they just invented cold pizza, while I sit in my cubicle plotting ways to escape a place where I'd rather stab my eye with a pencil than engage with this gavin mckenna wannabe in marketing. #GavinMckenna #WorkDrama