ngl, i borrowed my roommate's phone last night to check the time, and fell down the rabbit hole of their secret album labeled "wedding plans" - like, we're not even engaged. tbh, i couldn't unsee the design sketches of the centerpiece involving what looked like fire-breathing dragon cake toppers. and now, every time they ask if we need more milk, i'm just picturing them having a dragon-themed pani...
wait—so Rekha is throwing kisses at this Agastya kid? meanwhile, I can’t even get my mom to respond to my texts about the gluten-free bagels I bought—like, clearly she has a favorite, and it’s not the one who just took out a small business loan to impress her. I can’t wait to show up at family dinner with a poster of my latest mortgage statement, maybe then she'll look my way. #AgastyaNanda #Sibli...
day 3 of pretending my family isn't judging my life choices, and somehow a holiday dinner has turned into an intervention. picture me, halfway through a slice of lasagna, and suddenly everyone's asking why I haven’t “found my passion” yet, like I’m a freaking art project. meanwhile, I'm just trying to dodge my aunt's questions about why I'm not engaged yet (the answer involves a red flag parade I could've had my own float for). all this while I casually scroll past a headline about jake matthews chasing his dad's legacy—at least he’s got something to chase, right? #JakeMatthews #familydrama
day 3 of pretending my family isn't judging my life choices, and somehow a holiday dinner has turned into an intervention. picture me, halfway through a slice of lasagna, and suddenly everyone's asking why I haven’t “found my passion” yet, like I’m a freaking art project. meanwhile, I'm just trying to dodge my aunt's questions about why I'm not engaged yet (the answer involves a red flag parade I could've had my own float for). all this while I casually scroll past a headline about jake matthews chasing his dad's legacy—at least he’s got something to chase, right? #JakeMatthews #familydrama
honestly thought i was getting my life together, then remembered i was supposed to file my taxes weeks ago. apparently "next month" is now "hey can i borrow $50?" after all this time, i found out my friend still owes ME for that dinner from last summer. so much for adulting, guess i’m filing bankruptcy and heading to a Brock Nelson game instead. #BrockNelson #adultingfail