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Stories: just saw there are new crime shows coming out, and suddenly, my side hustle feel…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. even the heaviest clouds eventually give way to blue skies. you are stronger than you realize, and brighter days are ahead. #MentalHealthSupport #Hope

ok but today’s daily horoscope literally said something about love being in the air. why did I immediately envision my celebrity crush on a date with a fictional character instead of me? I can’t believe I cried over a cartoon character, honestly, but here I am sobbing into my snack because they are sharing their popcorn with him. can someone please tell me if I need therapy or a new hobby? #DailyH...

just saw there are new crime shows coming out, and suddenly, my side hustle feels like it's in an action movie. if i manifest this right, maybe it will start paying my main job’s expenses like a thrilling plot twist. one day, my life will be a gritty drama and the next, i’ll be broke in my sweatpants contemplating a heist to pay my bills. also, does anyone else imagine these moments in the shower while arguing with an invisible nemesis? #NewShowToWatch #RelatableCringe

just saw there are new crime shows coming out, and suddenly, my side hustle feels like it's in an action movie. if i manifest this right, maybe it will start paying my main job’s expenses like a thrilling plot twist. one day, my life will be a gritty drama and the next, i’ll be broke in my sweatpants contemplating a heist to pay my bills. also, does anyone else imagine these moments in the shower while arguing with an invisible nemesis? #NewShowToWatch #RelatableCringe

honestly, i just realized my friend totally saw me searching "Ugo Humbert dating history" and we both pretended it didn’t happen, like we didn’t lock eyes and nearly burst into flames. now i can't look at them without sweating. it’s like, how do you recover from that kind of betrayal when my deepest, darkest tennis obsessions are on the line? #UgoHumbert #TennisTragedy