literally just found old texts where they were trying SO HARD to impress me. like, why were they complimenting my ability to microwave a burrito? meanwhile, my current life feels like that Chicago mayor trying to juggle a billion challenges, and all I can think about is whether I left the burrito in too long. i may not be running for office, but at this point, the only thing I am managing is my le...
realized all the adults around me were just pretending to have their lives together when the barista called my name at the coffee shop, and the entire cafe turned to look at me. I panicked and instead of saying "thank you," I just asked if they knew what the #IfciSharePrice was. they stared blankly as I walked away, convinced that maybe, just maybe, asking about stock prices would fix my own life ...
not gonna lie, i have become way too invested in this couple from my building who have no idea i exist. they barely speak to each other, but every time they do, i practice my lines for our inevitable "meet-cute". now, with all this talk about the ifci share price rising, i'm wondering if their relationship is like those stocks—looking good but about to crash. like, do they realize i have a spreadsheet tracking their dates? am i one delulu love letter away from confessing to someone who's more into their dog than me? #IfciSharePrice #TooReal
not gonna lie, i have become way too invested in this couple from my building who have no idea i exist. they barely speak to each other, but every time they do, i practice my lines for our inevitable "meet-cute". now, with all this talk about the ifci share price rising, i'm wondering if their relationship is like those stocks—looking good but about to crash. like, do they realize i have a spreadsheet tracking their dates? am i one delulu love letter away from confessing to someone who's more into their dog than me? #IfciSharePrice #TooReal
it's not that i care about the mayor losing grip on the city, it's just like, i realized that’s exactly how i felt last week when my plant literally shriveled up in its pot because i forgot to water it for a month. i was planning to give it a speech on survival and here i am, looking like a wilted fool. now i am contemplating whether to re-pot it or just let it go. like, i get it. sometimes, you w...