it’s 2 am and i’m spiraling over how different my life could be if i just attended tcu instead of following my friends to that community college. i could’ve had a school spirit wardrobe that includes a jersey. instead, i am sitting here in my pajama pants that have a stain from last week’s pizza. just saw tcu took the lead and my brain is screaming, what if i’d been part of the excitement? honestl...
just realized ive been spending way too much time counting the days until my favorite takeout restaurant opens, only to feel sad that my bank account looks like it just got run over by a truck. i have actual spreadsheets for my meals, but im also single and can’t even afford a snack for the romantic dinner date i’m planning with a ghost. let’s just say i’ve gotten really good at ordering in during...
literally just found old texts where they were trying SO HARD to impress me. like, why were they complimenting my ability to microwave a burrito? meanwhile, my current life feels like that Chicago mayor trying to juggle a billion challenges, and all I can think about is whether I left the burrito in too long. i may not be running for office, but at this point, the only thing I am managing is my leftovers and emotional breakdowns. #ChicagoTribune #CrisisManagement
literally just found old texts where they were trying SO HARD to impress me. like, why were they complimenting my ability to microwave a burrito? meanwhile, my current life feels like that Chicago mayor trying to juggle a billion challenges, and all I can think about is whether I left the burrito in too long. i may not be running for office, but at this point, the only thing I am managing is my leftovers and emotional breakdowns. #ChicagoTribune #CrisisManagement
realized all the adults around me were just pretending to have their lives together when the barista called my name at the coffee shop, and the entire cafe turned to look at me. I panicked and instead of saying "thank you," I just asked if they knew what the #IfciSharePrice was. they stared blankly as I walked away, convinced that maybe, just maybe, asking about stock prices would fix my own life ...