the way that I was practicing my acceptance speech for winning best dramatic performance in a video game that doesn’t even have an award show, and when they told me “you are the best”, I panicked and said “thank you”, like I just won an Oscar for my stellar gameplay.
so like, the other day I was writing my thank you speech for an award I haven’t even won. like I’m literally sitting there thinking about my “inspirational journey,” while binge-watching Breaking Bad. then it hit me, do I even deserve an award, or is this just me manifesting my delusions? also, I might have planned a whole acceptance speech around my favorite character's last stand, not realizing ...
not gonna lie, every time I hear about Toulouse vs Lens, I start questioning every decision I've ever made. like, while they are out here conquering life, I’m stuck re-watching old reality shows from 2012 to feel *something*. honestly, I almost bought a one-way ticket to France just to *embrace the chaos*, but then I remembered I haven’t even returned a library book from high school. here I am, *bookless and bitter*, contemplating my life choices as I pour another cup of instant noodles. #ToulouseVsLens #existentialcrisis
not gonna lie, every time I hear about Toulouse vs Lens, I start questioning every decision I've ever made. like, while they are out here conquering life, I’m stuck re-watching old reality shows from 2012 to feel *something*. honestly, I almost bought a one-way ticket to France just to *embrace the chaos*, but then I remembered I haven’t even returned a library book from high school. here I am, *bookless and bitter*, contemplating my life choices as I pour another cup of instant noodles. #ToulouseVsLens #existentialcrisis
just realized my family found my secret blog about being a cactus enthusiast. they are acting like they did not see the post where i declared my undying love for a cactus named spikey. now they are pretending i don’t walk around the house talking to plants. betrayal at its finest.