literally told my friend I couldn't make it out tonight because I was "busy building my very own starship." do you ever just get carried away with your lies? when in reality, I'm sitting at home watching a documentary about ants, wishing I had enough change for a frozen pizza. sometimes you just want to sound cooler than "broke." #Oops #CreativeExcuses
did you ever check someone’s social media knowing it’s a bad idea? just saw the news about the kylaq cng and thought, “great, something to distract me from my actual life.” next thing i know, i'm two hours deep into someone’s 2019 vacation photos while contemplating if my ex is still lurking. this car might be affordable, but my heart is NOT ready for another episode of “let’s see how many cute me...
last night, I poured my heart into a text about the upcoming Kylaq CNG launch, linking it to my entire life philosophy. they replied with just a thumbs up emoji. now I’m considering if I should respond or just pretend I don’t exist. honestly, the CNG might be more real than my social life right now. #KylaqCng #cringeworthy
last night, I poured my heart into a text about the upcoming Kylaq CNG launch, linking it to my entire life philosophy. they replied with just a thumbs up emoji. now I’m considering if I should respond or just pretend I don’t exist. honestly, the CNG might be more real than my social life right now. #KylaqCng #cringeworthy
it’s not that my parents were my age when they had life all figured out—it’s just that they literally bought their first family car while i can’t even buy a plant without killing it... saw the news about that skoda kylaq cng—imagine them at the dealership, being responsible, and here i am, still trying to figure out how to put air in my tires without having an existential crisis. so now i’m thinki...