just found out about rahul sankrityan's epic role. and suddenly, the names i picked for my future pets with a guy i barely spoke to once seem... trivial? like, how did we get to this point of creating a life together, when we literally never texted after? i mean, do my pets need to have character arcs too now? cause they will if he ever knows... and that’s just a WHOLE lot of commitment for someon...
literally told my friend I couldn't make it out tonight because I was "busy building my very own starship." do you ever just get carried away with your lies? when in reality, I'm sitting at home watching a documentary about ants, wishing I had enough change for a frozen pizza. sometimes you just want to sound cooler than "broke." #Oops #CreativeExcuses
did you ever check someone’s social media knowing it’s a bad idea? just saw the news about the kylaq cng and thought, “great, something to distract me from my actual life.” next thing i know, i'm two hours deep into someone’s 2019 vacation photos while contemplating if my ex is still lurking. this car might be affordable, but my heart is NOT ready for another episode of “let’s see how many cute memories i missed.” #KylaqCng #JustMe
did you ever check someone’s social media knowing it’s a bad idea? just saw the news about the kylaq cng and thought, “great, something to distract me from my actual life.” next thing i know, i'm two hours deep into someone’s 2019 vacation photos while contemplating if my ex is still lurking. this car might be affordable, but my heart is NOT ready for another episode of “let’s see how many cute memories i missed.” #KylaqCng #JustMe
last night, I poured my heart into a text about the upcoming Kylaq CNG launch, linking it to my entire life philosophy. they replied with just a thumbs up emoji. now I’m considering if I should respond or just pretend I don’t exist. honestly, the CNG might be more real than my social life right now. #KylaqCng #cringeworthy