not gonna lie, I bought a giant inflatable flamingo on sale last week. I don’t even have a pool. I just thought it would make me feel less alone to have something absurd in my living room. now it just sits there, staring at me, as I scroll through endless contacts in my phone. hundreds of names but no one I can really call. that’s the real joke, isn’t it?
yooo, saw all these athletes gearing up for the 2026 winter olympics and realized my only adrenaline rush is getting up to log onto a zoom call for work. like, people are literally flying down slopes and i can’t even handle my boss flying off the handle when the wifi drops. my parents say i work in a big company, but do they know i still ask for help every time i get a task that requires more than...
I just realized I can’t enjoy the Winter Olympics without thinking about my life spiraling out of control, and is it just me, or do the athletes always look like they’ve got their lives together while I’m over here Googling “how to survive on instant noodles”? I watched Canada lose in hockey today, and I swear it hit me harder than my bank account when I accidentally subscribed to three streaming services at once. Why am I living like a budget athlete at the Olympics when my only medal is for microwaving leftovers? #CanadaAtTheWinterOlympicsSched #RelatableMisery
I just realized I can’t enjoy the Winter Olympics without thinking about my life spiraling out of control, and is it just me, or do the athletes always look like they’ve got their lives together while I’m over here Googling “how to survive on instant noodles”? I watched Canada lose in hockey today, and I swear it hit me harder than my bank account when I accidentally subscribed to three streaming services at once. Why am I living like a budget athlete at the Olympics when my only medal is for microwaving leftovers? #CanadaAtTheWinterOlympicsSched #RelatableMisery
not gonna lie, I just saw the news about how a certain player is stepping back, and I couldn't help but think about all the times I've felt overshadowed. like when I put in countless hours on this project at work, only to have a coworker swoop in and act like it was their brainchild. they got all the praise, and I was left staring at the wall like an absolute ghost. I'm tired of being the person w...