i found this old text thread where i actually complimented someone’s favorite type of pasta like it was their newborn child. did i think we were gonna open a pasta restaurant together? why did i call spaghetti “the regal noodle”? who did i think i was? now i can’t even string together a proper sentence without using emojis. #cringe #pasta royalty
i was staring at the news about Blast Slam. three teams missed the playoffs while i calculated how long it would take me to save enough for... well, anything other than this endless cycle of work misery. when i realized my savings goals are like Tundra’s chances of making the cut, i mean... why even try, right? and now i'm wondering if staying at a place that suffocates me for a paycheck is just.....
not gonna lie, I bought a giant inflatable flamingo on sale last week. I don’t even have a pool. I just thought it would make me feel less alone to have something absurd in my living room. now it just sits there, staring at me, as I scroll through endless contacts in my phone. hundreds of names but no one I can really call. that’s the real joke, isn’t it?
not gonna lie, I bought a giant inflatable flamingo on sale last week. I don’t even have a pool. I just thought it would make me feel less alone to have something absurd in my living room. now it just sits there, staring at me, as I scroll through endless contacts in my phone. hundreds of names but no one I can really call. that’s the real joke, isn’t it?
yooo, saw all these athletes gearing up for the 2026 winter olympics and realized my only adrenaline rush is getting up to log onto a zoom call for work. like, people are literally flying down slopes and i can’t even handle my boss flying off the handle when the wifi drops. my parents say i work in a big company, but do they know i still ask for help every time i get a task that requires more than...