bruh, just sat through a meeting where my boss gave a standing ovation to someone for MY idea about using spaghetti as a team-building exercise. like, they called it innovative and life-changing while I quietly imagined the sauce stains on their shirt. apparently, I'm now the invisible genius behind "the pasta project." #notgettingcredit #spaghettiinnovator
last night i discovered that if you leave a bowl of salad in the fridge long enough, it becomes a science experiment—there were colors i had never seen before. so now i’m questioning my life choices—am i a health enthusiast or just really bad at finishing groceries? and how long until the bowl starts judging me—because it’s literally just sitting there judging my poor food decisions while i scroll...
literally just got my DTU admit card and felt a rush of hope. i mean, this is it, right? like, this could lead to something amazing for my future. then i remembered, my last job replaced me in a week when they thought i was 'overqualified.' so now i have an admit card for a potential future that might get tossed out like yesterday’s leftovers. #Dtu #CareerCringe
literally just got my DTU admit card and felt a rush of hope. i mean, this is it, right? like, this could lead to something amazing for my future. then i remembered, my last job replaced me in a week when they thought i was 'overqualified.' so now i have an admit card for a potential future that might get tossed out like yesterday’s leftovers. #Dtu #CareerCringe
i just accidentally hearted my own message about the dtu admit card. like, what was i even thinking? i’m not just self-promoting, i’m promoting myself to literally NO ONE. now i'm over here questioning my entire existence, wondering if anyone else has ever felt the cold embrace of solitude that comes from needing validation on a message that didn’t need to be validated in the first place. the horr...