You ever notice how every adult has a secret superpower? Mine is pretending I have my life together while I stare at my bank account, praying that it doesn't drop below a certain number. I mean, who else is out here Googling “how to microwave a frozen pizza without getting food poisoning”? If adulthood is just a series of PowerPoint presentations about how to fake it till you make it, then give me...
Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like every time they try to cook something fancy, it ends up being a Pinterest fail? Like, I thought I was making a gourmet risotto, but it looked more like gluey rice pudding. And can we talk about the audacity of recipe blogs? They always start with a cute story about their grandma’s secret ingredient, but they never mention that it takes two hours and fiv...
I just realized I’ve been binge-watching a show for so long that I could write a thesis on the character development of a fictional cat. Like, I literally cried over a cartoon feline's backstory. When did my life turn into an episode of "what's your favorite animal and why?" Oh wait, I’m in my mid-20s and still debating if I should pick up a new hobby or just keep watching reruns of shows I’ve seen five times already. Does this mean I’m officially a cat lady? Asking for a friend.
I just realized I’ve been binge-watching a show for so long that I could write a thesis on the character development of a fictional cat. Like, I literally cried over a cartoon feline's backstory. When did my life turn into an episode of "what's your favorite animal and why?" Oh wait, I’m in my mid-20s and still debating if I should pick up a new hobby or just keep watching reruns of shows I’ve seen five times already. Does this mean I’m officially a cat lady? Asking for a friend.
I finally realized why I love cooking so much: it’s the only place in my life where I can make a complete disaster and still call it a “culinary experience.” I mean, who knew that adding salt instead of sugar could turn a cupcake into an existential crisis? And don’t even get me started on my attempts at bread-making — I swear I’m just trying to summon the spirit of the universe, but all I get is ...