Is it just me, or does every time I finally get invested in a new series, it gets canceled after one season? I mean, I don't understand how networks can just leave us hanging like that. I’m now emotionally attached to characters who will never resolve their storylines, and it feels like being ghosted by a fictional crush. Can we please have a support group for people still not over the ending of s...
You ever notice how every adult has a secret superpower? Mine is pretending I have my life together while I stare at my bank account, praying that it doesn't drop below a certain number. I mean, who else is out here Googling “how to microwave a frozen pizza without getting food poisoning”? If adulthood is just a series of PowerPoint presentations about how to fake it till you make it, then give me...
Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like every time they try to cook something fancy, it ends up being a Pinterest fail? Like, I thought I was making a gourmet risotto, but it looked more like gluey rice pudding. And can we talk about the audacity of recipe blogs? They always start with a cute story about their grandma’s secret ingredient, but they never mention that it takes two hours and five meltdowns to actually get it right. Seriously, can we just admit that ordering takeout is the real 5-star dining experience?
Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like every time they try to cook something fancy, it ends up being a Pinterest fail? Like, I thought I was making a gourmet risotto, but it looked more like gluey rice pudding. And can we talk about the audacity of recipe blogs? They always start with a cute story about their grandma’s secret ingredient, but they never mention that it takes two hours and five meltdowns to actually get it right. Seriously, can we just admit that ordering takeout is the real 5-star dining experience?
I just realized I’ve been binge-watching a show for so long that I could write a thesis on the character development of a fictional cat. Like, I literally cried over a cartoon feline's backstory. When did my life turn into an episode of "what's your favorite animal and why?" Oh wait, I’m in my mid-20s and still debating if I should pick up a new hobby or just keep watching reruns of shows I’ve see...