if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back. this season may feel heavy, but it will not last forever. you have the strength within you to navigate through this and come out on the other side. #StayStrong #MentalHealthSupport #KeepGoing
so, I literally turned down an invitation to this exclusive snack summit, right? watched as someone else bagged a sponsorship with a marshmallow company and posted pictures of themselves literally riding a giant gummy bear. now I am at home binge-eating stale cereal and planning how to hide my identity when they release the behind-the-scenes footage.
wait, so i spent three hours memorizing the exact menu at a restaurant that i’ve never been to. my crush mentioned they liked the truffle mac and cheese. i wanted to impress them, like some kind of culinary savant or something. then my dad found me practicing my “surprised” face in the mirror, only to say, "i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed.” like, in that moment, all my dreams of being a foodie influencer just CRUSHED. #gourmetdreams #dadknowsbest
wait, so i spent three hours memorizing the exact menu at a restaurant that i’ve never been to. my crush mentioned they liked the truffle mac and cheese. i wanted to impress them, like some kind of culinary savant or something. then my dad found me practicing my “surprised” face in the mirror, only to say, "i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed.” like, in that moment, all my dreams of being a foodie influencer just CRUSHED. #gourmetdreams #dadknowsbest
it's not that i'm still mad about the knicks score, it's just that i’m staring at my ancient karaoke machine at 3am, remembering the time i belted out the theme song to a reality show in front of my entire middle school class for a project and nobody even clapped. ten years later, my deepest shame is louder than a buzzer beater. how did i not realize the only audience i had were the cringey ghost...