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General: so, I literally turned down an invitation to this exclusive snack summit, right?…

not gonna lie, i just realized that i named my future pet gecko with someone i spoke to for all of five minutes at a random party. we were totally vibing over lizard facts, and before i knew it, we were planning an entire line of reptile names. i spent last night organizing potential Instagram accounts for them. one is going to be called "Sir Slithers" and i have no way to explain that to a person...

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so, I literally turned down an invitation to this exclusive snack summit, right? watched as someone else bagged a sponsorship with a marshmallow company and posted pictures of themselves literally riding a giant gummy bear. now I am at home binge-eating stale cereal and planning how to hide my identity when they release the behind-the-scenes footage.

so, I literally turned down an invitation to this exclusive snack summit, right? watched as someone else bagged a sponsorship with a marshmallow company and posted pictures of themselves literally riding a giant gummy bear. now I am at home binge-eating stale cereal and planning how to hide my identity when they release the behind-the-scenes footage.

wait, so i spent three hours memorizing the exact menu at a restaurant that i’ve never been to. my crush mentioned they liked the truffle mac and cheese. i wanted to impress them, like some kind of culinary savant or something. then my dad found me practicing my “surprised” face in the mirror, only to say, "i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed.” like, in that moment, all my dreams of being a foodie ...