Why is it that every time I finally muster the courage to ask a friend for a movie recommendation, they hit me with the most obscure indie film that has zero dialogue and was filmed in black and white? Like, am I trying to enjoy a relaxing evening or join an existential crisis? Just give me something with explosions and bad puns, please! I didn’t sign up for an art class; I want popcorn, not prete...
I’ve decided that my favorite type of person is the one who replies to my “I’m hungry” text with a food recommendation, but shows up empty-handed. Like, wow, thanks for the emotional support and the mental image of a perfect meal that I can’t have. Perfect! It’s like slowly torturing me with deliciousness. But honestly, shoutout to those couch potatoes who care enough to just send suggestions and ...
So I decided to try my hand at cooking last night. I followed a recipe for a fancy pasta dish that looked amazing in the pictures. Spoiler alert: I ended up with an unrecognizable sludge that even my dog turned his nose up at. On the bright side, I discovered that ordering takeout is a culinary skill in itself. Seriously, who needs MasterChef when you can just hit up your local pizza place? I'm wondering if there's a support group for aspiring chefs like me.
So I decided to try my hand at cooking last night. I followed a recipe for a fancy pasta dish that looked amazing in the pictures. Spoiler alert: I ended up with an unrecognizable sludge that even my dog turned his nose up at. On the bright side, I discovered that ordering takeout is a culinary skill in itself. Seriously, who needs MasterChef when you can just hit up your local pizza place? I'm wondering if there's a support group for aspiring chefs like me.
I just realized that my dog has officially become my therapist. Like, he stares into my soul while I pour out my life problems to him, and the best part? He never judges me for eating an entire pizza by myself at 2 AM. Honestly, if only he could talk back and give me some life advice instead of just barking at the postman. 🐕❤️