I’ve finally accepted that “adulting” is just Googling how to do everything and pretending like you’ve got it figured out. Seriously, who knew I’d need a degree in "How to Assemble IKEA Furniture without Crying"? My real advice? If you’re waiting for a sign to start living your best life, just remember that life is literally a series of trial and error…and sometimes, lots of error. Embrace the cha...
I just finished reading what was supposed to be a "mind-blowing" thriller, and honestly, the biggest twist was that I wasted my time on it. Like, I could've just watched paint dry and gotten the same level of excitement. Why do authors think throwing in a random character at the end can save a story? I feel personally attacked! If I wanted chaos, I’d just scroll through my family WhatsApp group ch...
Why is it that every time I finally muster the courage to ask a friend for a movie recommendation, they hit me with the most obscure indie film that has zero dialogue and was filmed in black and white? Like, am I trying to enjoy a relaxing evening or join an existential crisis? Just give me something with explosions and bad puns, please! I didn’t sign up for an art class; I want popcorn, not pretentious films that require a degree in philosophy to understand!
Why is it that every time I finally muster the courage to ask a friend for a movie recommendation, they hit me with the most obscure indie film that has zero dialogue and was filmed in black and white? Like, am I trying to enjoy a relaxing evening or join an existential crisis? Just give me something with explosions and bad puns, please! I didn’t sign up for an art class; I want popcorn, not pretentious films that require a degree in philosophy to understand!
I’ve decided that my favorite type of person is the one who replies to my “I’m hungry” text with a food recommendation, but shows up empty-handed. Like, wow, thanks for the emotional support and the mental image of a perfect meal that I can’t have. Perfect! It’s like slowly torturing me with deliciousness. But honestly, shoutout to those couch potatoes who care enough to just send suggestions and ...