it's not that i am obsessed with the stock market. it's just that when i tried to talk about my investment strategies, my phone accidentally sent a voice text detailing my wild dreams of becoming the next Warren Buffet, but like, in a totally embarrassing way. i didn’t mean to say i would "bet the farm" on coal stocks and then fantasize about living in a mansion made of coal bricks, but here we ar...
last night, I found myself at a thrift store buying a vintage jacket I don’t need. I have a perfectly good coat at home. but there’s just something about those buttons and the faded fabric that spoke to me. meanwhile, I’m still staring at my kitchen appliances from the eighties that refuse to work. it’s a real talent to spend money on things I’ll never wear instead of saving for the blender I actu...
it's not that I think I would sabotage my own relationships or anything... it's just that the other day I meant to text my friend about a totally benign lunch idea, but instead I accidentally voice texted a stream of my most intrusive thoughts. “If he asks me out again, do I say yes, or will I just poison his cereal?” And just like that, I sent my therapist a memo on relationship sabotage instead of a pizza place suggestion. Cue my friend just responding with a bunch of laughing emojis, totally missing the subtle truth that maybe I am the villain in my own rom-com. #relationshipchaos #messytruths
it's not that I think I would sabotage my own relationships or anything... it's just that the other day I meant to text my friend about a totally benign lunch idea, but instead I accidentally voice texted a stream of my most intrusive thoughts. “If he asks me out again, do I say yes, or will I just poison his cereal?” And just like that, I sent my therapist a memo on relationship sabotage instead of a pizza place suggestion. Cue my friend just responding with a bunch of laughing emojis, totally missing the subtle truth that maybe I am the villain in my own rom-com. #relationshipchaos #messytruths
yaar, jab se mera best friend shaadi kiya hai, unka wo purana saath kahan hai, matlab pehle din ki yaad hai na, hamesha maza aata tha saath mein. aaj bhi unke sath waqt guzarne ki tamanna hai, lekin wo ab wahi nahi hain. kisiko samjhata nahi, koi pata nahi kahan chala gaya hai yaar. thoda akeli si mehsoos hoti hoon ab, jaise sab kuch khatam ho gaya ho. jab maine suna ke log cybersecurity scams ki ...