not gonna lie, i overheard my friends talking about how they think my sense of style is “unique” but not in a good way. like, excuse me, i thought my thrifted oversized jackets and mismatched socks were an expression of creativity, not a cry for help. now i’m spiraling, wondering if they’d ever tell me to my face or if i just look like a walking art project gone wrong. does this mean the NFT hype ...
it's not that i am obsessed with the stock market. it's just that when i tried to talk about my investment strategies, my phone accidentally sent a voice text detailing my wild dreams of becoming the next Warren Buffet, but like, in a totally embarrassing way. i didn’t mean to say i would "bet the farm" on coal stocks and then fantasize about living in a mansion made of coal bricks, but here we ar...
last night, I found myself at a thrift store buying a vintage jacket I don’t need. I have a perfectly good coat at home. but there’s just something about those buttons and the faded fabric that spoke to me. meanwhile, I’m still staring at my kitchen appliances from the eighties that refuse to work. it’s a real talent to spend money on things I’ll never wear instead of saving for the blender I actually need. #priorities #thriftstorefinds
last night, I found myself at a thrift store buying a vintage jacket I don’t need. I have a perfectly good coat at home. but there’s just something about those buttons and the faded fabric that spoke to me. meanwhile, I’m still staring at my kitchen appliances from the eighties that refuse to work. it’s a real talent to spend money on things I’ll never wear instead of saving for the blender I actually need. #priorities #thriftstorefinds
it's not that I think I would sabotage my own relationships or anything... it's just that the other day I meant to text my friend about a totally benign lunch idea, but instead I accidentally voice texted a stream of my most intrusive thoughts. “If he asks me out again, do I say yes, or will I just poison his cereal?” And just like that, I sent my therapist a memo on relationship sabotage instead ...