yooo, so my toxic coworker who always gets our lunch orders wrong just got promoted to my boss. i'm still processing that while trying to find ways to dodge their micromanaging like jalen green avoiding defenders with that hamstring injury. is this my karma for all the times i "politely" rolled my eyes? i’m contemplating going incognito at work but now they want 1-on-1s. guess who’s probably getti...
so my aunt texted the family group chat that i "can’t keep my secrets like Glenn Phillips can't keep a straight bat" after my best friend spilled the tea about my, ahem, questionable taste in pizza toppings. and of course, the response avalanche was wild – i now have my dad questioning my life choices and my grandma wondering why i can't be normal like “other kids.” maybe my new motto should be ‘l...
literally found out the artist i’ve been obsessed with for months is still in a ‘committed’ relationship… with their guitar. ngl, my first instinct was to drop a diss track but then i remembered i can’t even play a kazoo. honestly, why is my love life starting to look like their last album - sad and totally in denial?
literally found out the artist i’ve been obsessed with for months is still in a ‘committed’ relationship… with their guitar. ngl, my first instinct was to drop a diss track but then i remembered i can’t even play a kazoo. honestly, why is my love life starting to look like their last album - sad and totally in denial?
i walked into my favorite bar and saw my ex making out with my coworker—who i thought was my drinking buddy—like they were in a romcom, while i sat there clutching my drink like it was a life preserver in a sea of betrayal. should i laugh or cry? does it even matter when your love life feels like a cast-off episode of a sitcom? #alwaysawkward #dramalama