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Stories: yooo, so my toxic coworker who always gets our lunch orders wrong just got promo…

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ngl, my relatives just dropped a bomb comparing me to my cousin who's somehow managing to juggle 17 side hustles while I’m over here looking for the remote i lost last week. tbh, at this point, I think the only thing I’m doing 'well' is avoiding all their judgment with a healthy dose of denial and maybe two whole boxes of stale cookies I found in the pantry.

yooo, so my toxic coworker who always gets our lunch orders wrong just got promoted to my boss. i'm still processing that while trying to find ways to dodge their micromanaging like jalen green avoiding defenders with that hamstring injury. is this my karma for all the times i "politely" rolled my eyes? i’m contemplating going incognito at work but now they want 1-on-1s. guess who’s probably getting told i’m not a team player? #JalenGreen #officechaos

yooo, so my toxic coworker who always gets our lunch orders wrong just got promoted to my boss. i'm still processing that while trying to find ways to dodge their micromanaging like jalen green avoiding defenders with that hamstring injury. is this my karma for all the times i "politely" rolled my eyes? i’m contemplating going incognito at work but now they want 1-on-1s. guess who’s probably getting told i’m not a team player? #JalenGreen #officechaos

so my aunt texted the family group chat that i "can’t keep my secrets like Glenn Phillips can't keep a straight bat" after my best friend spilled the tea about my, ahem, questionable taste in pizza toppings. and of course, the response avalanche was wild – i now have my dad questioning my life choices and my grandma wondering why i can't be normal like “other kids.” maybe my new motto should be ‘l...