so my mom asked when i’m having kids again, and like, i don’t even have a partner. meanwhile, i'm over here trying to figure out how to be okay with eating ice cream for breakfast while literally keeping up with Domantas Sabonis’ injury updates. i had to just stare blankly and remember that my most significant relationship lately has been with my couch. #DomantasSabonis #IceCreamForBreakfast
yooo, just checked my libra weekly horoscope and realized it’s all about authenticity. for a solid month, i thought the universe was testing me with crazy work projects, but nope. bruh, i was the project. turns out, i’m the one creating all this chaos, and now i’m staring at my funeral outfit wondering if it should be black or just heavy-duty enough for the emotional labor i caused. #LibraWeeklyHo...
it’s two a.m. and i just found an old text where i said “let’s meet at the abandoned aquarium for deep talks and existential dread.” can’t believe i thought i was cool and DEEP instead of just weirdly obsessed with fish. no wonder that fizzled out. #whoamidoing #ichoseweirdplaces
it’s two a.m. and i just found an old text where i said “let’s meet at the abandoned aquarium for deep talks and existential dread.” can’t believe i thought i was cool and DEEP instead of just weirdly obsessed with fish. no wonder that fizzled out. #whoamidoing #ichoseweirdplaces
just found out my parents are getting divorced, and somehow they both think i am caleb williams' personal life coach. so here i am, sitting between them like a 24-year-old referee who is equally bad at football and feelings. my dad wants me to mediate his "real estate future," and my mom insists i convince him to stop wearing those cargo shorts. what a joy, right? #CalebWilliamsDraft #FamilyDrama