the way that my family keeps bringing up my ex who they clearly liked more than my current partner is absolutely wild. it’s like, yes, i see that they had “stability” and “common interests” but my libra weekly horoscope said authenticity is the theme this week and here i am, *a hot mess* with someone who doesn't even know my coffee order. now my mom is “suggesting” we compare love stories over fam...
it's not that i regret becoming a tax accountant. it's just that sometimes, while crunching numbers, i catch myself daydreaming about what could have been. you know, like that moment i chose numbers over becoming a full-time sword swallower in a circus. so now here i am, wading through spreadsheets, and all i can think is, did i really trade epic circus battles for audit reports?
so my mom asked when i’m having kids again, and like, i don’t even have a partner. meanwhile, i'm over here trying to figure out how to be okay with eating ice cream for breakfast while literally keeping up with Domantas Sabonis’ injury updates. i had to just stare blankly and remember that my most significant relationship lately has been with my couch. #DomantasSabonis #IceCreamForBreakfast
so my mom asked when i’m having kids again, and like, i don’t even have a partner. meanwhile, i'm over here trying to figure out how to be okay with eating ice cream for breakfast while literally keeping up with Domantas Sabonis’ injury updates. i had to just stare blankly and remember that my most significant relationship lately has been with my couch. #DomantasSabonis #IceCreamForBreakfast
yooo, just checked my libra weekly horoscope and realized it’s all about authenticity. for a solid month, i thought the universe was testing me with crazy work projects, but nope. bruh, i was the project. turns out, i’m the one creating all this chaos, and now i’m staring at my funeral outfit wondering if it should be black or just heavy-duty enough for the emotional labor i caused. #LibraWeeklyHo...