not gonna lie, i told my best friend my deepest secret about how i practiced my acceptance speech for an award i will never win, and now everyone knows. while they are busy obsessing over the new super mario movie, i’m busy cringing every time someone references my imaginary Oscar moment. honestly, at this point, i might just change my name and move to another galaxy. #NewMovie #embarrassingsecret...
ever get caught in a spiral about the ideal way to describe your snack preference, only to end up sending 'ok' after debating 47 ways to say 'I like chips'? like, i was contemplating if 'crispy crunch champions' sounded too needy or if 'salted potato powerhouses' was the right mix of flirty and fun. and then i literally just sent 'ok'. now they probably think i'm a potato in disguise and like, i m...
have you ever realized your best friend revealed your deepest secret while discussing a 90s sitcom with a stranger at a DENTIST'S OFFICE? because SAME. now every time i sit in that waiting room, i cannot tell if the hygienist is judging me or trying to determine which character flaw to address first. is this what the dentists meant by "just keep your mouth open"?
have you ever realized your best friend revealed your deepest secret while discussing a 90s sitcom with a stranger at a DENTIST'S OFFICE? because SAME. now every time i sit in that waiting room, i cannot tell if the hygienist is judging me or trying to determine which character flaw to address first. is this what the dentists meant by "just keep your mouth open"?
is it too much to ask for a little confidentiality? my best friend literally told someone my secret snack combination, and now I can never enjoy it again without feeling like I’m being judged. imagine eating peanut butter with pickles in public and knowing someone is whispering about it. I just wanted a quiet moment with my weirdness, not a potential snack-based scandal.