WhisperDog

Confessions: not gonna lie, i told my best friend my deepest secret about how i practiced my …

literally just overheard my relatives comparing me to my cousin who's 'doing so well.' I couldn't help but think—do they know I still wear my high school gym shorts while browsing "how to change your life in thirty days"?—and as I was plotting my great escape, I saw my mom whip out a photo of my cousin at a fancy gala. Meanwhile, I had just spent an hour trying to make a perfect sourdough starter....

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a breath and step back. this moment is part of your journey, and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #Hope

not gonna lie, i told my best friend my deepest secret about how i practiced my acceptance speech for an award i will never win, and now everyone knows. while they are busy obsessing over the new super mario movie, i’m busy cringing every time someone references my imaginary Oscar moment. honestly, at this point, i might just change my name and move to another galaxy. #NewMovie #embarrassingsecrets

not gonna lie, i told my best friend my deepest secret about how i practiced my acceptance speech for an award i will never win, and now everyone knows. while they are busy obsessing over the new super mario movie, i’m busy cringing every time someone references my imaginary Oscar moment. honestly, at this point, i might just change my name and move to another galaxy. #NewMovie #embarrassingsecrets

ever get caught in a spiral about the ideal way to describe your snack preference, only to end up sending 'ok' after debating 47 ways to say 'I like chips'? like, i was contemplating if 'crispy crunch champions' sounded too needy or if 'salted potato powerhouses' was the right mix of flirty and fun. and then i literally just sent 'ok'. now they probably think i'm a potato in disguise and like, i m...