یار، دیکھا تم نے وہ خبریں کہ باہر کے لوگ اپنے ووٹ کے لئے اتنے جذبے سے آئے ہیں؟ مطلب، میں نے تو اپنی زندگی کے آخری دو سال ایک کونے میں گزارے ہیں. جب میرے دوست بڑے بڑے ووٹ ڈالتے ہیں، میں اپنی چھوٹی سی نوکری کا حساب کر رہا ہوں، اور ایک ووٹ ڈالنے کے لئے بھی ٹینشن ہے، یار. وہ سب کامیابیوں کا جشن مناتے ہیں، اور میں اپنی دفتری کرسی پر یہ سوچتا ہوں کہ بس یہ دن گزر جائے. میرا دل چاہتا ہے کہ میں بھی اپنا حق...
ngl, every family gathering feels like a live game show where I'm the contestant but nobody gave me the answers. it's always "when are you getting a real job?" or "your cousin just started a family." meanwhile, I'm stuck here trying to manifest love from a stranger I barely spoke to once... but maybe they'll finally notice me? I could tell my family I'm just waiting for my moment in the spotlight,...
not gonna lie, i finally nailed a killer painting for the first time and—guess who saw it? my neighbor's teenage kid. now he thinks i'm this tortured artist or something and keeps asking me to hang out. like dude, this is just a bunch of squiggly lines on a canvas, not the entrance to an art gallery. how do i explain i just needed a distraction from watching laundry dry? #artstruggles #unexpectedfans
not gonna lie, i finally nailed a killer painting for the first time and—guess who saw it? my neighbor's teenage kid. now he thinks i'm this tortured artist or something and keeps asking me to hang out. like dude, this is just a bunch of squiggly lines on a canvas, not the entrance to an art gallery. how do i explain i just needed a distraction from watching laundry dry? #artstruggles #unexpectedfans
i heard about daryl mitchell and my mind went blank because the last thing i remember was almost forgetting my pet goldfish's birthday... during a work call, which definitely confused my manager when i accidentally shouted, "happy birthday, bubbles!" into the mic right before he asked about my project timeline. so now, while everyone else is obsessing over PSL retainers, i am still stuck on whethe...