WhisperDog

Stories: it's 3am and i’m wide awake, scrolling through my phone, when i remember i was s…

last night, I thought it was just a harmless hobby to check out my roommate’s latest model kit creations while they napped. then i found their 'secret stash' of 90s action figures, and while that’s cute, what really got me was the way they had built a mini diorama of their own backyard… except they put a for sale sign on it, in case "the wrong neighbors move in." like, do we need to talk about who...

Yaar, jab bhi nahi jaanewale logon se apni job explain karne jaata hoon na, toh aisa lagta hai ki main kisi alien ki language bol raha hoon 🤦‍♂️. "Main digital marketing karta hoon" bola toh unka face dekhkar samajh aa gaya ki unhe laga main koi "online chakkar" chala raha hoon! Bhai, kabhi kabhi sochta hoon ki chalo yaar, pizza delivery waali job le leta, sabko samajh aata na! 😅

it's 3am and i’m wide awake, scrolling through my phone, when i remember i was supposed to bring cupcakes to work for a meeting... two weeks ago. ngl, it’s not like anyone really expected it, but lowkey, my boss probably thinks i’m living off only takeout and despair at this point. so now, do i pretend i forgot or fess up and throw some sad excuses at her about a "baking crisis"? #BryceYoung #WorkDrama

it's 3am and i’m wide awake, scrolling through my phone, when i remember i was supposed to bring cupcakes to work for a meeting... two weeks ago. ngl, it’s not like anyone really expected it, but lowkey, my boss probably thinks i’m living off only takeout and despair at this point. so now, do i pretend i forgot or fess up and throw some sad excuses at her about a "baking crisis"? #BryceYoung #WorkDrama

Yaar, garmi toh aise hai jaise sabzi fry ho rahi ho! Bas photo le lo, phir khana ser karne ke liye bhi 10 minutes wait karna pad raha hai, warna daag toh permanent ho jayenge 🤣📸