ngl, I just caught myself googling how to fix a leaky faucet—while my parents are literally two floors down, both of them plumbers. I can’t even remember how to boil water without consulting YouTube. What is wrong with me? It’s like I’m choosing to let the house turn into a mini water park instead of asking for help—like, who needs that childhood trauma of learning a life skill when I can just liv...
why can't i stop thinking about the conversation i *should* have had with my ex about his new girlfriend and how i might’ve ended up crying on a snow-capped mountain while he sends me videos of him making snow angels like a toddler? not that i *care* about his life or anything, but still… that scene sounds like an episode of a really bad rom-com and here i am, wide awake and feeling like i need a ...
last night, I thought it was just a harmless hobby to check out my roommate’s latest model kit creations while they napped. then i found their 'secret stash' of 90s action figures, and while that’s cute, what really got me was the way they had built a mini diorama of their own backyard… except they put a for sale sign on it, in case "the wrong neighbors move in." like, do we need to talk about who you’re imagining living next door? #quirkylife #adultingfail
last night, I thought it was just a harmless hobby to check out my roommate’s latest model kit creations while they napped. then i found their 'secret stash' of 90s action figures, and while that’s cute, what really got me was the way they had built a mini diorama of their own backyard… except they put a for sale sign on it, in case "the wrong neighbors move in." like, do we need to talk about who you’re imagining living next door? #quirkylife #adultingfail
Yaar, jab bhi nahi jaanewale logon se apni job explain karne jaata hoon na, toh aisa lagta hai ki main kisi alien ki language bol raha hoon 🤦♂️. "Main digital marketing karta hoon" bola toh unka face dekhkar samajh aa gaya ki unhe laga main koi "online chakkar" chala raha hoon! Bhai, kabhi kabhi sochta hoon ki chalo yaar, pizza delivery waali job le leta, sabko samajh aata na! 😅