it's not that i have an irrational fear of empty grocery aisles, it's just that every time i hear about how people are prepping for a winter storm, i suddenly think of my adult life crumbling like an undercooked cake. rushed to the walmart near me the other day, prepared to battle hoards of frantic shoppers. when i got there, they had one loaf of bread left. just ONE. while everyone around me thre...
literally thought I was going to be single forever. then my friend set me up with someone who seemed amazing. turns out they NEVER actually broke up with their ex. do I confront them, or just plan my new life as a wealthy cat lady? it’s honestly not the first time this has happened to me. is this just my life? #ScotlandCricket #AwkwardSituations
yooo, so I just found out that my neighbor’s son, who I literally caught throwing rocks at my fence last week, is making way more money than I am. I had to watch him through my window while I watered my sad, dying plants. It turns out, he’s in some high-powered internship program. Meanwhile, I still have to Google how to boil an egg without getting anxious. so yeah, guess I’ll just send him my resume with a note saying “please do not rock my world, I’m fragile.”
yooo, so I just found out that my neighbor’s son, who I literally caught throwing rocks at my fence last week, is making way more money than I am. I had to watch him through my window while I watered my sad, dying plants. It turns out, he’s in some high-powered internship program. Meanwhile, I still have to Google how to boil an egg without getting anxious. so yeah, guess I’ll just send him my resume with a note saying “please do not rock my world, I’m fragile.”
if you are facing a tough moment right now, know that even the heaviest clouds eventually clear, revealing the sunlight that has been waiting for you. #YouAreNotAlone #Hope #SelfCare