bruh, just sent a very heartfelt message meant for my therapist to the group chat instead. now everyone thinks I’m unironically a deep poet who needs “me-time” and I’m literally just crying about not finishing a book I promised to read three months ago. honestly, the way I’m now contemplating my life choices is intense. #DallasNews #oops
so i started organizing my sock drawer to find inner peace, you know? three hours later, i'm crying over the fact that i cannot find a single match to my favorite neon pink sock. i thought it was a healing process, but clearly the universe has other plans for me... maybe next time i'll just... wear flip flops? #sockdrama #adultingfail
it's not that i have an irrational fear of empty grocery aisles, it's just that every time i hear about how people are prepping for a winter storm, i suddenly think of my adult life crumbling like an undercooked cake. rushed to the walmart near me the other day, prepared to battle hoards of frantic shoppers. when i got there, they had one loaf of bread left. just ONE. while everyone around me threw elbows for supplies, i panicked and started wondering if canned beans would sustain me until spring. turns out, no one told me adulthood was just a long, drawn-out race to buy random stuff before the world collapses. seriously reconsidering everything as my hands gripped that lone loaf. i guess now i need a side job in survival skills. #WalmartNearMe #AdultingIsAMyth
it's not that i have an irrational fear of empty grocery aisles, it's just that every time i hear about how people are prepping for a winter storm, i suddenly think of my adult life crumbling like an undercooked cake. rushed to the walmart near me the other day, prepared to battle hoards of frantic shoppers. when i got there, they had one loaf of bread left. just ONE. while everyone around me threw elbows for supplies, i panicked and started wondering if canned beans would sustain me until spring. turns out, no one told me adulthood was just a long, drawn-out race to buy random stuff before the world collapses. seriously reconsidering everything as my hands gripped that lone loaf. i guess now i need a side job in survival skills. #WalmartNearMe #AdultingIsAMyth
literally thought I was going to be single forever. then my friend set me up with someone who seemed amazing. turns out they NEVER actually broke up with their ex. do I confront them, or just plan my new life as a wealthy cat lady? it’s honestly not the first time this has happened to me. is this just my life? #ScotlandCricket #AwkwardSituations