just got passed over for a promotion again – and the reason is as elusive as my confidence at a karaoke bar – honestly, between the tears, all I can think about is how the FIFA Women’s World Cup makes me feel inspired, while I am stuck here wondering if my biggest achievement will ever be just cleaning my desk – do I need a life coach or is that too ambitious – either way, at this point, I might a...
the way that i told my best friend my deepest secret about my childhood imaginary friend being the inspiration for my future autobiographical novel, only for them to tell the neighborhood book club is honestly something i didn't see coming. like, they sat there sipping their organic kombucha like it was normal. and now every time i walk past that house, i swear they’re discussing my five-act struc...
it's not that i wanted to become someone who obsessively tracks every match of raphaël collignon, it's just that one moment, i found myself breathlessly Googling his shoe size. why? because my therapist said to think of 'someone unexpected' for my next visualization exercise, and apparently imagining me with a French tennis player was the most exciting option. now i have a full Pinterest board dedicated to him and a funeral outfit ready in case i need to grieve our imaginary breakup. do i regret it? absolutely, but my creative energy needs a target. #RaphaelCollignon #thepowerofdelusion
it's not that i wanted to become someone who obsessively tracks every match of raphaël collignon, it's just that one moment, i found myself breathlessly Googling his shoe size. why? because my therapist said to think of 'someone unexpected' for my next visualization exercise, and apparently imagining me with a French tennis player was the most exciting option. now i have a full Pinterest board dedicated to him and a funeral outfit ready in case i need to grieve our imaginary breakup. do i regret it? absolutely, but my creative energy needs a target. #RaphaelCollignon #thepowerofdelusion
not gonna lie, just saw something about बसंत पंचमी और मैंने अभी एक बेहद EMBARRASSING मिस्टेक याद की। दस साल पहले मैंने अपनी नन्ही बहन को बुलाने के लिए बगल के पड़ोसी की माँ का नाम आवाज़ दी थी और उनके सामने हंसते हुए बोली, “अरे मां!” वो देख के बस ज़मीन में गड़ना चाहती थी। अब पता नहीं, जैसे ही मैं ये सब याद कर रही थी, मैंने उनके पूजा समारोह में अनजाने में ‘गायत्री मंत्र’ गा दिया। बात ये है, मैंने असल...