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Confessions: the way that i told my best friend my deepest secret about my childhood imaginar…

honestly, just found out my favorite mid-century home in palm springs was sold. turns out, the owners never really separated from their last “relationship.” now, their terrible love life haunts my architectural dreams. planning to throw a surprise party at their open house to celebrate my own existential crisis. #PalmSprings #ArchitecturalHeartbreak

just got passed over for a promotion again – and the reason is as elusive as my confidence at a karaoke bar – honestly, between the tears, all I can think about is how the FIFA Women’s World Cup makes me feel inspired, while I am stuck here wondering if my biggest achievement will ever be just cleaning my desk – do I need a life coach or is that too ambitious – either way, at this point, I might a...

the way that i told my best friend my deepest secret about my childhood imaginary friend being the inspiration for my future autobiographical novel, only for them to tell the neighborhood book club is honestly something i didn't see coming. like, they sat there sipping their organic kombucha like it was normal. and now every time i walk past that house, i swear they’re discussing my five-act structure — they don’t even know i was just kidding about the whole thing. #humiliationlevelten #communitygossip

the way that i told my best friend my deepest secret about my childhood imaginary friend being the inspiration for my future autobiographical novel, only for them to tell the neighborhood book club is honestly something i didn't see coming. like, they sat there sipping their organic kombucha like it was normal. and now every time i walk past that house, i swear they’re discussing my five-act structure — they don’t even know i was just kidding about the whole thing. #humiliationlevelten #communitygossip

it's not that i wanted to become someone who obsessively tracks every match of raphaël collignon, it's just that one moment, i found myself breathlessly Googling his shoe size. why? because my therapist said to think of 'someone unexpected' for my next visualization exercise, and apparently imagining me with a French tennis player was the most exciting option. now i have a full Pinterest board ded...