saw the forecast about the winter storm and thought, "great, finally some cozy weather to curl up and *finally* catch up on life." cut to me shoveling 3 feet of snow off my driveway, while my aunt texts me to remind me how much she enjoys winter sports. meanwhile, I’m standing in the freezing cold with one mitten on, contemplating my life choices and how the only thing I’ve caught up on is my neig...
bruh, just sent a very heartfelt message meant for my therapist to the group chat instead. now everyone thinks I’m unironically a deep poet who needs “me-time” and I’m literally just crying about not finishing a book I promised to read three months ago. honestly, the way I’m now contemplating my life choices is intense. #DallasNews #oops
so i started organizing my sock drawer to find inner peace, you know? three hours later, i'm crying over the fact that i cannot find a single match to my favorite neon pink sock. i thought it was a healing process, but clearly the universe has other plans for me... maybe next time i'll just... wear flip flops? #sockdrama #adultingfail
so i started organizing my sock drawer to find inner peace, you know? three hours later, i'm crying over the fact that i cannot find a single match to my favorite neon pink sock. i thought it was a healing process, but clearly the universe has other plans for me... maybe next time i'll just... wear flip flops? #sockdrama #adultingfail
it's not that i have an irrational fear of empty grocery aisles, it's just that every time i hear about how people are prepping for a winter storm, i suddenly think of my adult life crumbling like an undercooked cake. rushed to the walmart near me the other day, prepared to battle hoards of frantic shoppers. when i got there, they had one loaf of bread left. just ONE. while everyone around me thre...