WhisperDog

General: not gonna lie, I just finished meticulously organizing my highlighters by color …

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just accidentally liked a photo from a year ago of someone wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sunburn. now I know what they looked like when they made some questionable life choices, and I can never unsee it. time to block them… but not before I assess how this choice affects their future… and my fate in this realm of judgment.

not gonna lie, I just finished meticulously organizing my highlighters by color gradient while sitting on my living room floor, convincing myself it was for "stress relief." as I proudly stood back to admire my rainbow kingdom, my boss texted me asking if I could take on more responsibilities, knowing full well they would toss me aside like an empty ink cartridge in a week. #corporategaming #selfown

not gonna lie, I just finished meticulously organizing my highlighters by color gradient while sitting on my living room floor, convincing myself it was for "stress relief." as I proudly stood back to admire my rainbow kingdom, my boss texted me asking if I could take on more responsibilities, knowing full well they would toss me aside like an empty ink cartridge in a week. #corporategaming #selfown

yooo, my family just asked me for the third time this week if my ex still eats pineapple on pizza. like, who cares? they loved my ex like a lost golden retriever and now I'm stuck here with my current partner who doesn't even know how to turn on the oven. I told them if they keep asking, I’m sending my ex a fruit basket. a very passive-aggressive fruit basket.