day 14 of telling myself i'll go out more often. just read about Stacie Orrico's lawsuit. made me remember when i was fifteen and convinced my life would be a Taylor Swift album. now, my biggest hit is declining plans because my fridge is basically a museum exhibit at this point. i'm choosing to pretend it’s because i want to "focus on my art." maybe that includes the art of eating instant noodles...
just realized i’ve written an entire acceptance speech for an imaginary award for “best unbothered browsing habits.” it includes a heartfelt shoutout to my fifteen tabs of obscure conspiracy theories and a dramatic mention of that one article about octopus intelligence that definitely changed my life. the way i practiced it in the shower while my neighbor probably thought i was crying over my ex i...
not gonna lie, I spent last night writing an elaborate thank you speech for a fictional award I absolutely do not deserve. my biggest fear now is that Anushka Sharma will come to my imaginary acceptance ceremony and wonder why I am standing at a podium in my pajamas talking about “overcoming life’s little challenges.” I still haven’t recovered from accidentally sending a heartfelt message to the wrong group chat. #AnushkaSharma #LivingMyBestLie
not gonna lie, I spent last night writing an elaborate thank you speech for a fictional award I absolutely do not deserve. my biggest fear now is that Anushka Sharma will come to my imaginary acceptance ceremony and wonder why I am standing at a podium in my pajamas talking about “overcoming life’s little challenges.” I still haven’t recovered from accidentally sending a heartfelt message to the wrong group chat. #AnushkaSharma #LivingMyBestLie
ever send a four paragraph breakup text, pouring your soul into each word, only to get a one-word reply that’s just ‘ok’? it’s like writing the entire screenplay for a movie and then the director says they just want a home video of a cat... i think i’m going to unfollow all my ex's plants now, they don’t need to thrive after that. #soulcrushing #writingisart